Where I'm at

Welcome to the quick and dirty way to find out if you might be interested in me...Reddest Flags first

If you are racist...Hard pass

I'm not into addicts, party scenes, bars, clubs, festivals, or large crowds, with very few exceptions (If you're taking me to a TOOL concert, and I trust you, I'll need one hell of a compelling reason to say no)...I suffer from social anxiety and sensory overload, so busy scenes are difficult for me (I do better if I have a task to focus on, like someone to feel protective over...pretty sure my soul is part dog). Intimate groups, nature, and home are my favorite places to be. I do well when left alone for prolonged periods of time so long as you remember to leave me written instructions with plenty of food and water. I am mostly domesticated and totally house broken

I'm attempting to live in poverty because I've found myself too easy to take advantage of when I have money...I don't want your money, but if you want to do money things then I'll have to decline unless you find my presence worth covering. The bright side to not needing much money is that I have more time to be useful to the people I care about most. You can meet my references if we get that close.

I typically only drive when transportation is provided (If I'm doing things on your behalf, I drive your vehicle).  I have a motorcycle that I intend to have running by spring, but I'm out of practice and won't trust myself to ride anything but solo for a hot minute...and not at night...I learned about my depth perception issues crashing it on steep banked curve in the dark.

I think I'm pretty low maintenance, but that's because, for me alone...I really don't need much.

I talk to myself a lot...I prefer to do it out loud, because it's more fun that way, I like hearing the drama in the voices...but, I usually keep it quiet because people struggle to feel safe around a one man crowd. I also have a habit of role playing with dramatic voices in the middle of conversations when I'm trying to make points as an aside, and it confuses the hell out of most people, because they think I'm talking to them...

I've always had a thing for originality...Unfortunately that can make me a little hard to follow...I feel like I'm regularly lost in translation because of the ways I twist my flow. It's like I started playing with poetry one day and then forgot to let go.

I love to wax philosophy, dabble with photography, and flick my fingers over strings...lacking education forces nature to come through for me

I don't pay much attention to time. All time ever seems to do is stress us out and make us get old.

If you'd like to hit a cork board with a brand new pack of Bic, hit me up to lay some lines, and we'll see where joint art takes us. And, if you have a favorite medium, teach me to collab.

I like working with my hands and have a pretty fair stack of tools...I was a woodshop junky in high school, spent nine and a half years as a residential electrician, dabble in welding but need some educating before I get structural...really wanna get into a bit of tiny home construction.  If you're into DIY home stuff, lets watch some videos and get to work.

I love animals and want to learn to work with dogs and horses...I'll trade education for chores...In fact, chore dates are the best, because I love having something to do while I'm hanging out.  Helping my friends is my favorite way to have a social chill. Plus, I don't really fuck with money, so I can't afford much else.

The Pacific Northwest is my favorite place to go hiking...I love anywhere lush, and green that smells good.

If you are into horticulture, animal husbandry, farming, ranching, or agriculture in general...let's hang out, you know lots I'd love to learn.

I want to grow chickens for eggs, rabbits for meat and fur, and all the vegetables I can reasonably fit in my yard and preserve...I have a lot to learn.

If you're a soil scientist, water scientist, forestry scientist or any other kind of scientist, take me on a learning hike...I'd love to get a taste of education while you nerd out.

  My fitness is lagging (I work, but I don't work out), I could certainly benefit from training and stamina. I can't run, but I wouldn't be opposed to getting better about riding my bike. So, if you're a fitness girl, maybe I'd make a willing project.

I would LOVE to have a yoga coach, balance, leverage, and breath work are my strongest fitness goals.

I would love to find a girl who is an active dreamer, and interested in pre-slumber meditation to attempt tandem lucid dreaming (I'm pretty sure I was up front about being weird)

I'm not religious, but I respect the heart of what most religion claims to be...I think Jesus was a good teacher that we misconstrue and I think God is everything and nothing all at the same time, rather than some dude who responds when we pray to him. I think prayer is a form of communication and I think we can pray to each other when we get down to it...So, Pray how you want, or don't...just be a decent person either way.

I can't lie, I fall in love like every 20 minutes...but I *almost* always keep it a secret cuz reality is way different than that potential beauty in my head.  

I don't have a clue what love is supposed to look like in reality, because with as many times as I've failed at it I'm assuming I haven't guessed right yet, so, don't be afraid to talk to me about what you're into and why...it's all just another philosophy and the more I learn the less I realize I know. In the end, I guess, I just want it to love me as much as I love it

I always wanted the *right* girl, but a mind as fucked as mine...I'm too unreliable.  I'm a good friend when you need one, but I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't over tempt my patience for a constant kind of relationship. I don't like to be controlled, and I don't like to be controlling...I'm generally more willing to leave peacefully than to issue an ultimatum over who I would rather you be...you shouldn't have to change for anyone, especially not me...but, still, I yearn for someone I find compatible with my breed of servant. Totally down to talk about it. Learning is always worth it as long as nobody tries to get hurt for it.

I have a kid...He's 21 and probably the most honest indicator of who I am when I run my own home unchecked...He's living his own life in another state, running a practice home with one of his best friends...If we hit it off well enough, I'm sure you'll get to meet him.

Most of what you see on this site was designed, drawn, photographed, dreamed up, written, built, grown, or played by me...If I post someone else's work I will be sure to credit them, because they deserve it. The picture of hands on my "Home" page as well as the background on my blog page is a generic image provided by my web host.

If you managed to read this far and have any questions...Please, do feel free to ask. Thanks for your curiosity.